I am pretty sure you're not a vampire. But it wouldn't surprise me if you had a crush on one. Apparently they are pretty hard to resist. I know I'd appreciate a man who sparkled.
(Bryce, take note!)
But this is a serious matter, young people. Books and movies make these relationships seem beautiful and romantic and without consequence. I'm here to tell you, there are consequences.
Not every part-vampire looks as cute and sweet as baby Renesmee.
Some . . . well, let's just say that some children won't compete in any beauty pageants.
Beware, young people, of vampire love.
You could have a baby like this:
A Hillbilly Vampire.
They're cute except when they chase you, fangs bared, with a rally cry of "Git 'er done!"
Don't say I haven't warned you. Beware. Be vigilant.
And when they're running full force, be afraid.
Sincerely,
Your older, wiser friend
5 comments:
LOVE IT!
Hahahahahahah sooo FUNNY!!!!!
Is that going to be the Renesmee in the movie?????????
Hmmm, I don't know. When I did a google images search for renesmee this picture came up several times on the first page. She's a doll though, isn't she?
That little girl is cute, I wonder if she will really be here. And that picture of your son is hilarious!
When I read your blog I just scroll slowly, one paragraph or picture at a time, so Harrison was a total laugh-out-loud surprise. You're too funny, Rebie.
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