Tales from the Bus

Yesterday Mary said, "Mom, guess what I learned from the boys on the bus."

Oh gravy, I can only imagine. "What's that?" I asked.

"I learned three ways a paper clip can maim and ten ways a math book can kill a person," she reported, half disgusted and half impressed.

I know it's bad but all I could think was Thank goodness that's all you learned.

Miss Mary at Lake Mead.