This is what happens.
"Does anyone want another grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Yes, I do."
"Okay, I'll make one while you're playing, and I'll let you know when it's done."
(Two hours later....)
"Uh, how about a banana instead?"
But wait, didn't you order it well-done?
"Mom, I want to sue that lady at Target because these Bella Sara cards were more than the sign said they were."
"Yeah, I know sometimes things are in the wrong place. That's frustrating."
"I'm going to whine about this the whole way home, about how I've been victimized by the evil checker and how suing her would solve all my problems."*
"Oh boy, I'm so glad we went shopping today!"
* You can thank me for the condensed version.
As a bonus, we inadvertently brought home a souvenier.
(Would you like a basket, ma'am?
No thanks, I've brought my own.)
That's how we roll. Functional, stylish, and stolen.