Mary: I have four favorite boy names. Do you want to hear them?
Mary: But you can't laugh, okay?
Mary: Vigor and Measure . . . what! I see you trying not to laugh! And then twin boys . . .but I think you're going to think they're weird. But I really like these names. Promise not to laugh?
Mary: Okay. For twin boys, Waste Not and Want Not.
Me: I'm sorry, I can't help it!!!
Mary: Oh, and I also like the names Majestic and Emmett. Emmett is from Twilight. You're not going to blog about this, are you?
Me: No, no, no, of course not.
Mary: Well if you do, make sure you say that I really like the name Emmett, okay?
Me: Got it.