Me: Cameron, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Cam: A running back for the Steelers. You know that. That's why I keep telling you to sign me up for tackle football!
Me: Yes, but you should have a Plan B.
Cam: (Thinking) . . . Okay. Crossbows. I will make crossbows.
Me: Hm. I don't know if there's a career to be made out of that.
Cam: Now what, Plan C? Well, I guess I could make stuffed animals. But I don't even want to make stuffed animals, Mom. Unless I could make teddy bears with crossbows . . . that might be okay.