Imagine you're walking down the hall, when something catches your eye. A spot of some sort. You wonder if it's a smudge or . . . well, you need a closer look.
You still can't quite figure it out, but it looks like it might be . . .
You reel in shock, cover your eyes, and shout commands to your brain: Rewind! Reverse! Erase from memory!
Then you think, if only it were that easy you'd live in a state of constant bliss.
Instead you cry, "NO STAPLING BUGS TO THE WALL!"
Which, of course, doesn't really need to be said.
You think about asking why. You really do. But then you realize it would be an exercise in futility. There is no real answer. You know this.
If there's anything you know in this world, you know this.
8 comments:
Wow! Someone had too much time on their hands or was just really trying to scare you :)
That's hilarious. I can't wait to see what else Tyce comes up with.
LOL! You guys need a reality show.
i laughed for like 10 mins and then had to show justin! oh if only i could be a fly on your wall...well then again maybe not cuz i have the chance of being stapled to it:)
I guess it's better than having it in your EAR!
Only in *your* household would I think this is normal.(I don't think Tyce did this, do you?)
You know, I think your fam would make a GREAT reality show. Much better than Jon & Eight etc. Very entertaining! Love it, and love you.
Mom, I know it's hard to believe, but it was Tyce. I took the identifying part off b/c some of his peers read this. Let's just hope they don't read the comments! j/k I guess I just re-implicated him.
oh my. i wouldn't be able to resist the why. seriously. totally cracks me up!
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